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"Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the

  • "Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the smokin' hot French woman with noticeably large tits.
  • In addition to her abnormally tremendous knockers, I also noticed she was wearing a wire. So I said "Excusez-moi. Is this the way to the big tower?" She said "Entre vous. Rapide!"
  • She stood aside, opening the door to the big tower. I tried to get past her, but she was like six feet tall & I am a mere 5'2", I got stuck face-first in her titillating breasts.
  • Then, I remembered my own mother's breasts. I threw up in my mouth just a lil bit, then swallowed hard, since I felt as though I was on a stage and everyone was staring expectantly
  • at my mother's breasts which had been sewn haphazardly onto my own meek chest. In fact, I was on stage -- indeed, Broadway -- and I knew how that Black Swan chick must have felt as
  • boarded airplanes or found gunk beneath her nail. I used a jock strap as a bra for my mother's breast sewn onto my fragile chest. Now, on stage I would plum the depths of
  • The stones found inside plums with the help of my plumber friend. He had a roster bought for $300 in 1995. My mum 's fingernails were preserved by the taxidermist friend I had then
  • . He was into preserving the desiderata of existence. For him Ingrown toenails were a metaphor for a life bent to the grindstone, peeled scabs, corns, and eyelashes meant
  • more opportunities for cloning his DNA. He kept all hair clippings and nose pickings and belly button lint in carefully marked baggies. But the neighbors complained when the smell
  • failed to arouse them but they only did so quietly inside their homes among themselves.

3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Sep 23 2016 @ 19:28

    An errant finger launched my fold prematurely. That finger has been dealt with and should no longer bother you.

  2. SlimWhitman Sep 25 2016 @ 12:45

    Can I nail clipping be used to clone a finger?

  3. Woab Sep 26 2016 @ 13:22

    It depends on which finger you intend to clone, and whether you then intend to give me the finger.

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