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Drama happens everyday. Today,

  • Drama happens everyday. Today,
  • it was the girl that sat next to her in class. She was talking about
  • a zebra with pink and yellow lines that ate tomatoes
  • which was a pretty tricky animal to deal with if all you had brought with you were cucumbers.
  • Sea cucumbers cannot take a joke, especially when it implies that they are vegetables. Owing ott he recent BP spill, their DNA had mutated and they now sported sharp fangs and sour
  • dispositions. They were never great on salads, but mutated Sea Cucumbers with fangs might just tear your throat out if you got a fork near them. Thanks BP. My cousin Jeff's throat
  • Had already been savaged in such a fashion. Poor guy. Now he has to talk with one of those little robotic sounding voice box things that you get after lung cancer.
  • Which is awesome for doing impressions of the computer in War Games. When he was sleeping I took the voice box and hooked it up to a wah-wah peddle. When he
  • awoke he found me standing over him with a bemused but nevertheless menacing smirk. He mumbled quietly something about a dream he thought he was having. I told him that this was no
  • t a place he could sleep but that there was a shelter a couple blocks away. I kept my beat clean but wasn't entirely heartless. He still seemed confused but I checked him in OK.

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