..."I spy with my little eye, something that
- ..."I spy with my little eye, something that is... gray." "is it your tomb stone with the cherubs?" "Got it in one!" The afterlife was tedious and Casper wasn't helping.
- Whattodowhattodowhattodoooo...Casper and I tapped our transparent fingers as we slumped over my tombstone. The old man looked up, thinking he'd heard a woodpecker. Ha! Someone we
- haunt. I grabbed my trusty haunting chains and Casper started to moan. The old man just scratched his head and seemed not to notice our efforts so we
- doubled our efforts because the old man told us the emperor was coming to this orbitting haunted house. "You mean the emperor is coming here?" Caspar stuttered, "The we should
- get you the hell out of here!" Caspar said to the emperor's daughter. The Friendly Ghost had devirginized her in the orbiting haunted house's hot tub. The emperor arrived
- & found his daughter in the best of spirits so to speak. The Princess had been between the sheets with a more famous ghost than Ke$ha & tweeted about her conquest. Caspar's rep
- reputaion was on the line. He needed to satisfy the princess. Casper snatches the sheets from the bed, and puts on his game face. This will work.
- "Hey, there Princess." Casper sashayed over to her, brand new sheets billowing over his ghostly figure suggestively. She looked annoyed, possibly from last night's technical malfun
- -ction with the neuro-feedback device which had toasted her GABAergic receptors, causing a permanent state of irritability. The Princess petulantly swatted Casper's incorporeal
- ass back to where it came from.
- Started
- 2012-11-06 19:44:27
- Finished
- 2014-08-24 04:24:59
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Sophia Aug 24 2014 @ 04:26
A nice, elegant finish.
Gibber Aug 24 2014 @ 04:56
Brief yet effective.