Time to start. Pencils - check. Scrap paper

Time to start. Pencils - check. Scrap paper - check. Form 1040A and instructions - check. 3d6 - check. Set of miniatures and map board - check. Box of Girl Scout cookies -
you'd best believe that's a check. I rolled. 4; 3; 6. I looked at the 1040A. -If someone can claim you as a dependent, do not check box 6a.- Hmmmm. I looked at the map board. Nope.
Tax Yahtzee is really fun, that is if Insurance Keno isn't available. The idea of combining wretched mundane tasks with outdated board games was invented by a curly-haired
ring-tailed lemur with a very high IQ. While he was most well known for Tax Yahtzee, he also invented Mortgage Monopoly. Games of which were known to go on for weeks. Dreary!
Yet, somehow kinky. These annual Davos meetings, while officious on the surface, had a seedy underbelly which liked to be tickled with whips and flails. Lagarde had really added
Three new whips and flails to her collection. Her closet door wouldn't close properly any more!
She ran an add in the "Help needed" section which read "Are you good with wood? My cabin of torment needs new latches & chains, your rewards are my pleasure to administer."
'Kinky,' I thought. I submitted my wooden voodoo doll and chains that I used on my last boyfriend, along with my resume. I hoped I'd get an interview because I knew I'd be perfect
secretarial material for the company, which called itself "Fifty Babes of Prey". Us interviewees were handed whips & informed the job would go to the one girl not ripped to shreds
. Well, they underestimated the lot of us. Instead of attacking each other we decided to go to Starbucks and talk about the interviewer rudely behind his back. We won, after all.

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