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The point of the theory behind the Spacial

  • The point of the theory behind the Spacial Obesity Program is that, anybody that tries to overcome the urge of stuffing their fat faces with Hot Chilli Pancakes while travelling at
  • 99.9999 % of the speed of light weighs, according to special relativity, as much as a small planet but all the mass is spread into a 23-dimensional bran shaped like a
  • burrito. Jim Cranston, PhD, looked down at the charred mass frying before him. His mind was drifting. I went to MIT for this? At the Taco Shack, he was the most over qualified cook
  • but had spent hours on his own perfecting the browning process for the meet. It tasted fantastic but they said no one wants a better Taco. If it taste different they spit it out.
  • Taco snobs are real bastards. Right now they're trying to get the International Commission to recognize
  • the power and sheer elegance of a burrito but to no avail. It's been a trying several weeks of testimony. I long for the day when I can see my family again.
  • I would love to sit down with them at the dinner table… The table neatly made, a big, plump burrito on each plate. I haven't had a burrito for weeks , and it makes me want to kill
  • . The night of the new moon is perfect for the hunt. It's dark, and people are edgy. And I like 'em when they're all nervous, because that's when they make bad decisions. Since I
  • profit from people's bad decisions, all the better," said the divorce court lawyer werewolf. "Look, there's a portly ex-wife client, alone. What say you, pack mates - attack?"
  • "Nay, let's bombard her with high interest rate loans & a fear-based impulse to consume that will create an endless cycle of misery for her & minor financial gains for us! Hurrah!"
Started
2011-05-08 12:39:48
Finished
2012-06-21 19:14:20

3 Comments

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    49erFaithful Jun 21 2012 @ 19:21

    I can relate to all of this. Good story!
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    Chaz Jun 21 2012 @ 23:56

    I didn't know 49faithful was a Lycanthropic Mexican Master Chef, PhD, Esq. :)
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    SlimWhitman Jun 26 2012 @ 13:58

    I like how it boomerangs right back to food after a brief excursion into relativistic space. Burritos seem to be on our minds lately.

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