I was sitting wondering how many times you

I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin
It was Dmitry playing his favorite ipad apps to train his paw cat's eye coordination. You know we can't afford it! The catnips he collects each cost 5 £ & I think he's trolling cat
fish with chunks of Fancy Feast marinated in tequila. Yep, the cat Dmitry plays on his ipad to pass the time while fishing. This cat used to be in love once, but that was before.
Now Dmitry texts his human and tells her everything about the mice he chased and ate. Lola had not called Terminix in ten years! It saved her so much money that she bought Dmitry
his brother's freedom from the Dead Soul Market. Dmitry hasn't seen Ivan or Alyoska since their father's rape trial when the father had staked them both in his place. The case was
dismissed as usual and they hid under the radar, trying to avoid their father. They lived in hiding for years if not for their father gaining a position in government and tracking
mud all over Mother's clean floor. "Your father may be an elder statesman," Mother grumbled to them as they hid under the Radar Range chewing on crumbs, "but he's still a slob!"
They knew this routine well: Mother would now spend the next 40 minutes equivocating household cleanliness with moral purity. Instead of listening they played with the microwave by
shaking it violently listening for loose parts. Something loose WAS rattling in the microwave, & mother glared at them. “Put that down!” she yelled. What could they do but comply?
They knew the answer. Overpowering her, they chopped her up into little chunks and microwaved her, one meal at a time. That night Pazazu came. Together they danced in the moonlight

Started: 2013-06-07 15:03:17
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