There was a mole deep in the Folding Story

There was a mole deep in the Folding Story diaspora. S/he/It would copy folds and paste them in the 'How not to do it' sections of creative writing websites. Detective J Manatee
knew the dirt on FoldingStory, like how all the accounts were run by 3 people. The FS-critical articles were posted at the time of NixonBlack's disappearance, so Det. Manatee susp
ended his FS account until he got to the bottom of Nixon Black's disappearance. Det. Manatee had no leads. He laid by a freshwater spring in a lagoon to relax and really let his mi
dgets do all the work. The fame had gone to his head. Sure Manatee P.I. let out a good sound bite from time to time about the Nixon Black case but the reality was that a pile of
volcanic hemorrhoids was festering him & pursuing criminals was a pain in the ass. "Midget detectives are good enough for petty crime." JMan said but the rhoids were a dasterdly pl
aguing problem, you can bet your bottom dollar on that. JMan worried about how his burning rhoids were affecting his credibility, especially among the midget detectives. Solving cr
imes was about a thousand times more difficult when your mind is distracted by your hiney. JMan couldn't break the code that was left on the dumpster. His partner, KMan
laughed. "JMan you're such a joker, give me that serial number and I'll have the code cracked in five minutes". This didn't do much for KMan's self esteem, not to mention HMan's
advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But that both were gentlemen...my friends. So JMan, KMan, and HMan waited silently as FMan cracked the code
they said could never be cracked. "Tune in to next week's episode of 'Alphabet Men' to find out if he cracks the code!"

Started: 2013-04-15 06:16:24
Finished: 2015-07-18 11:07:28

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