So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to
have room for these behemoths not to mention the carnivorous ones would eat the mammals who all had business class seats. But Noah had overbooked the Arc anyway & needed to amortis
some rear cargo if you get my drift. The ark drifted for days, but Noah was drunk most the time so the animals piloted for a while. Finding Santa's sleigh, they asked directions.
"Do you pilot an ark or do you captain it?" Noah asked a zebra. "Generally you captain it as a maritime vessel." The zebra said. "What about this sleigh?" The zebra look pissed.
Santa made a mental note not to bring Noah any toys this year for Hanukkah. Noah was bossy, pesky, and now look at how he was pissing off the zebra. "Just bring the sleigh onboard,
And give Noah a hot dog. He will learn." June 1, 2016, he folded a story and made sure he made enough lemonade for fifty people, charging just ten cents.
The fifty people on the ark were Noah's relatives and they were upset at having to pay for the lemonade, but didn't answer when Noah asked them where on earth they got the hotdogs.
One of them eventually did speak up, though. "I'll bet you never sausage a thing! Man, this place is the wurst! A wiener is you! I'm having so much bun--" Noah tossed him out
of the ark. Being frank, Noah couldn't stand the weiners. Beside that, he had a list of other problems a foot-long. Tired of the the lions constantly hot dogging to impress the
team. Their pom poms looked like mains so he found land asap and left the arch for an archipelago and lived off coconuts and sea weed. Peace at last!

Started: 2012-01-16 20:16:24
Finished: 2016-11-22 16:39:47

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