The Sub sandwich had a stance that justified

The Sub sandwich had a stance that justified it's existence in the Sandwich Hall of Fame, which of course was located in Philadelphia. No genuine dispute
could be made because it was both a functioning submarine and an edible sandwich. However it didn't have any cheese or stake in it. Philly loves cheese steaks so much that they
banned the submarine sandwich so it went underground. The submerged submarine sandwich surfaced in the Mayor of Philly's bathtub launching two pickle torpedos
at the floating Fisher Price Bath-time fortress. The rogue submarine sandwich retreated back into the water, already speeding towards its next target. The grand opening of
the museum was now only days away and the submarine skipper knew this. Carefully he surveyed the skyline of the fortress in his periscope and cradled the trigger in his hand. This
Was not his idea of fun.
As a matter of fact, his idea of fun did not care for himself either. He had had the idea to be one of the big ideas some day but somehow had got stuck at fun. It wasn't a bad idea
He wanted to be the idea that invented things or solved once thought unsolvable puzzles. No fun was stuck so he reinvented himself fun became
the inspiration for the Blinking Orange Game, where you toss a blinking orange into a trash can and watch it blink. This was wildly popular when it came out as a video game, but
the popularity quickly plummeted when people realized the blinking orange had a tendency to explode and take the gaming system with it.

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