Tilting his cowboy hat, he stared into the
- Tilting his cowboy hat, he stared into the lights.The live cameras focused on him after a tap-dancing cigarette ad . "Preforming 'Indian Love Song' the yodeler! Slim Whitman!"
- The audience were philistines, but years later Whitman's "Indian Love Song" would cue up on my Pandora as I lounged FS.com, unable to forget how my ex betrayed me so. It aches well
- beyond the place I moistened my skin with BenGay. Then Pandora played, "Phlegm Monkey" by the GreenBananas. They were an alt rock band who had toured through the gritty part
- of Antarctica, where their single "Touch Me I'm Slick" hit #1 on the charts faster than you can say, "That penguin in the front row took her top off." The GreenBananas moisturized
- their wind-chapped audience by spraying Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion out from the ends of their guitars & then ripped into their new single "Flippered Off." The GreenBananas were
- ripening at an unnatural pace. Something was different at Burning Man this year, something besides the fact that the Burning Man had tits. Nice tits. And not just big: art tits.
- Andy Warhol monster-sized conical Madonna tits tipped with diode arrays, a beacon in the night.I drove to The Burning Woman, in a VW Bus float, a Niki St.Phalle inspired Nanamobile
- Madonna stood there welcoming everyone, dressed in red. The Burning Man ceremony was scheduled soon, just five km away. The feminists wanted their own version to get even. The
- -y finally came up with The Drowning Woman, a waterpark-themed festival. The insurance for the event was astronomical, but Madonna gladly paid the fees. On the first day,
- of Christmas Madonna said to me, "this waterpark is a disaster; I'm becoming a newscaster... now go away I'm watching TV!"
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