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Will there ever be a time that hot cheese

  • Will there ever be a time that hot cheese sandwiches are not appreciated anymore? The crunchyness of the bread, the gooey runnyness of the cheese, ah the delight of the cheese that
  • like plastic loses its shape when heated, glistens in artificial lighting and cannot be digested. Bobby Flay slapped me across the face. "Fool! Cuisine is PAIN!"
  • I swallowed a portion of the silicone meal. It certainly looked real. An old Japanese proverb says "The eyes must also eat". Bobby Flay's tour of restaurant Shokuhin-Sanpuru strai
  • ned international relations to 1944-esque levels. The Japanese meals looked equisite but everything tasted like water chestnuts, celery, or cucumber. Bobby Flay's steaks were delic
  • ately marinated, sliced into strips, & sprinkled with sliced scallions. Then the strips were tightly rolled to form beef negimaki. This paired well with rice & hot or cold sake.
  • My mouth watered at the thought at the same time my stomach churned nauseatingly. Eating this beef negimaki, even with plenty of sake, would require mind over matter. I braced myse
  • lf by planting my lime green Doc Marten against the wall. I shoved the back of my chair into the stomach of the waiter, also part time sumo wrestler. He held my head straight in 2
  • which was only made easier for him because I had a gullet full of delicious calzone. And that wasn't the worst part of my dining out. A gorilla ordered that dancing squid at the
  • bar, making a lot of noise. The situation got more and more interesting.... what else could happen? Then I remembered that some of my life's biggest disasters started with this
  • exact same series of events leading up to an unbearably interesting climax of unpredictable chaos. I might be cast adrift on a styrofoam Kon-Tiki replica, that's what could happen.
Started
2011-12-28 21:09:18
Finished
2014-06-27 02:03:40

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 27 2014 @ 15:46

    Nice finish Gibber, and welcome to folding story!
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    Gibber Jun 27 2014 @ 16:57

    Thank you! I'm glad I found this site. I love these things.

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