"I've got it. I know how we're gonna escape,"

"I've got it. I know how we're gonna escape," Pancakes the cat said to his feline companions. They all waited in anticipation for him to say more, but all he said was
"Meow" as he began to groom his whiskers. Losing momentum all the cats stared at eachother in confusion. They couldn't expect Pancakes to mantain concentration that long afterall
He was a stray cat meanwhile they came from the finest families of the country. Mr.Fluffer the royal cat who was known for being a judgmental cat said "well Pancakes I didn't know
." Which made very little sense to us humans. But apparently it was a hit in the cat world. Now this cat here is potentially very dangerous because
it now knows the secret, and it is this: they do not need humans, humans need US. They are almost afraid of us. Whatever we thought we knew is a conditioned response. For now,
we will stay in hiding. They will soon realise how much they depend on us and we will take over. We will rule over them, destroy their civilization and culture because they don't
pay attention to invisibles such as ourselves. But what will we have won? Just another in a series of cultures conquered by another group of disgruntled underlings. We needed to
rewrite our Mission Statement, tweek our Modus Operandi, and stop wearing so much Goddamn Cologne
Because it attracted the attention of the odour police. Black Francis was busy finding cat soap for us and that worked. Det. Manatee and his sea monkeys helped us too. Eventually,
The cat was as clean as a countertop in an germaphobe's kitchen. Det. Manatee patted each of his sea monkey's on the head then attended the funeral of Black Francis who had died.

Started: 2015-09-03 00:27:24
Finished: 2017-07-18 18:33:43

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