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He was fool because he still believed in

  • He was fool because he still believed in "win-wins"
  • and Puff the Magic Dragon. "Hey Puff, if you give me a ride, I'll pay double for the hash. It's a win-win." But "Puff" was his parole officer, and the "hash" was his salad. Crouton
  • McPherson wondered if Canadian Zen would ever catch on. Hockey pucks and watercolors -- nothing else. Sadly, Zen had become embellished with temples and liturgies. Crouton
  • after crouton he ate... and then he had an idea! Instead of Zen, he'd focus on creating a new sport! He decided he liked baskets, and things that bounce high. So this Canadian
  • invented scuba diving. An idea stolen by that imposteur Jacques Cousteau. Scuba diving never caught on in the snowy wastes that I imagine Canada to be. At his funeral a mystery Fre
  • akshow popped out of the gag casket like a car full of clowns. Jacques was deeply disturbed at the spectacle of his own funeral & gathered a crew to sail the deep blue Hepatitis C.
  • Snarky The Clown emerged out of the bathtub and scared Madame Dujardin to death, literally. She was eaten by Snarky who was starving for a good meal. The police were called and
  • Officer Plod interviewed Snarky "Did you see who murdered Mme. Dujarin?" Snarky the clown mimed a psycho scene, pointed at his mouth & rubbed his belly."
  • "Hmmm...it seems that the circus is in town!"
  • But nobody liked the cl0wn...

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