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The Martians looked upon Earth with despair.

  • The Martians looked upon Earth with despair. Were solar flares and too much humidity the cause of so many earthly contretemps? The Obsidian Galak
  • exploded into a thousand shards. The Martians were still looking at earth when their Navajo servants picked up the shards.
  • The Navajo were fearless of looking down at Earth, but their Martian masters were easily spooked by jump scares. Passing satellites, cloud shifts, any motion really. Navajo pranks
  • Were often in the form of folded stories, which they stacked one on top of another. The stack, over four years, became so high they needed a second pile of folded stories.
  • Then they started mixing folds from stories hip hop style. They mixed the good, the bad, and the ugly.Their readings drew people away from the clubs. DJ Storytime & DJ FoldingMama
  • for a few dollars more, the hiphop fold rappers agreed to hang em high when presented with their FS Awards and to thank everyone that contributed a fold, thanks for making us milli
  • ons of dollops to pour over our lettuce that your girl sleeps upon when I call her. We all knowing you tripping when your shadow meets your shade. All throwing joy and shrapnel for
  • heaven's sake. In retrospect, I should have expected this from the likes of you. The next time your shadow meets your shade I want you to apologize to all the kids in the
  • Juvenile Hall for leading them into a life of crime when they could all be out there working decent jobs, stressing out, getting divorced and beating their dogs. You are a shady
  • good-for-nothing jerk." But my words seemed to have no effect on the menace, who laughed at my passion, sending me into a rage. "Ask yourself, where is the *real* Juvie?" he said.
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2012-06-06 22:08:15
Finished
2017-11-01 07:50:06

1 Comments

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    bachtopus Nov 01 2017 @ 08:09

    bless this mess <3

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