The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130

The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only
to find the lost tribe of the Waganooza. At first they thought he was a god and choked a chicken in sacrifice to his honor but Professor Pat McGroin stiffly told them to stop.
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Umm, well.... that was embarrassing. I knew it was a bad idea to eat last weeks chili, but if I'd know it would give me such a bad case of gas, I'd have tossed it. So here I am,
knee deep in the swamps of Kuwait with nothing but an empty chili pot on my head and a colon full of gas. The enemy would never see me coming, but they would smell it.
The stench would penetrate their defences and stun them senseless. Oh, it was glorious just thinking about it! The enemy won't even know what had hit them. The swamp will hide me
because it is a sewage run-off swamp and feces are dark. Our squad was sprawled out for hours waiting for the enemy to walk by the swamp. But they never came, probably because of t
urdophobia. The leader of our squad, Srgt. Needlepoop signalled that we should fanny out and scout for the enema. After a month latraining in Needlepoops troop we
we were well prepared for all kinds of shit. We crappelled down the mountainside, silent & deadly. Sgt. Needlepoop squatted, watching from above. The enema was near. We could smell
its wrathful odoure, then its diarrheal force was onto us. Sgt Needlepoop sprayed past, crying, "Tally-ho!" to the watery muck of his porcelain grave.

Started: 2013-06-09 13:57:35
Finished: 2014-12-23 17:45:19

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