This a story of a boy who neve grew up
- This a story of a boy who neve grew up
- . He went to the doctor. "My name's Peter Pan & I've diagnosed myself with Peter Pan Complex." "Well that's odd," said the doc, "because the records say your name is Derek Pickles
- ." The doc looked at him strangely. He'll show them! He stood up on one of the sofas and was about to jump off when all of a sudden the fire alarm rang. Derek would have to deal
- with the rising flames before he could show the Doc his true form. He started to cry, but the Doctor just stared at Derek for a moment until he realised that that would not be enou
- gh tears to douse the flames. The doctor & Derek both looked for another way to extinguish the fire. His true form needed exposure before the doctor could determine a treatment for
- this nascent desire to be someone completely different. The great Do Over some call it, Mulligins to other clans. But too much exposure too quickly, or in inappropriate company can
- often lead to a person's ruin. Going from The Drake to some fleabag efficiency next to the L can happen in an Old York minute. Fame, nobody ever said, is the price of being popular
- , rather fame is achieved by doing things people assume is impossible, like ingesting a whole watermelon without chewing. Of course, that requires a bit of preparation,
- and a huge capacity for underestimating how much watermelon you can fit into your stomach. Walter felt he was capable of both, but finding he could not breathe as the huge fruit
- blocked his esophagus, Walter motioned for help. He was choking. A good Samaritan stepped behind him and performed the Heimlich. The melon shot out and took out half of Cleveland.
- Started
- 2014-11-22 02:43:24
- Finished
- 2020-06-11 19:32:51
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LordVacuity Jun 11 2020 @ 20:04
The other half were lesbians or steamers.