A ‘V’ of storks flew into Saint Petersburg

  • A ‘V’ of storks flew into Saint Petersburg Maternity Ward to steal babies again. Babies were Russia’s #1 export, so their economy was crumbling. Storks slew roubles, as well as

  • vodka and bread lines. Then a stork said, "To hell with this baby crap. I'm going into the pickle business." His best friend said, "Tom, you're talking crazy. We deliver babies

  • at a rate that makes Brangelina look slow!" I'd eaten that Stork's pickles before and I knew he was barking up the wrong barrel. Still, who am I to crush a bird's dreams? And if

  • it wasn't that we were all trapped in the aviary, perhaps the wilderness preserve's pickle stand would be doing better business. The stork blamed me, of course, but we knew

  • He was full of shit.

  • Just like the last fold.Speaking of jokes involving pillowcases & midnight shenanigans,did you hear the one about the pillowcase salesman whose car breaks down outside Sheistervill

  • No I didn't. What about the one with the one legged nun? How did that one go again?

  • You mean Sister Ornelia, The Hoppy Nun? I heard that she went into a bar to confront a priest, a rabbi, & a mullah & hopped out alone. The clerics & 7 others came out in body bags.

  • That was because underneath her wimple, Sister Ornelia was actually a homicidal kangaroo who had been scheduled to be "put down" at the circus, but had escaped and gone on a

  • quest for self discovery. After some deep soul searching, she knew what she had to do. "I wish to take my vows!" she had told the convent's prioress, the one she saved for last...



  1. LordVacuity Aug 18 2017 @ 01:29

    I am just going to leave this here: https://youtu.be/2UcZfmTp2Fs

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