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AQUARIUS: You will receive an unexpected

  • AQUARIUS: You will receive an unexpected windfall this week. Be mindful of strangers who will want you to share your newfound wealth. Seek a Leo for companionship.
  • LEO: You will suffer an unexpected downturn in your finances. Be mindful of strangers who seek to console you. Be suspicious of Aquarius. CANCER:
  • Light reflecting off Uranus could result in a sudden surge of self-importance. Today could be the day when others finally see what an asset you are. GEMINI: A full moon may reveal
  • the love you've been looking for. Or it could crash to Earth, crushing you and everything you love. Statistics, right? LIBRA: Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it
  • back to you. Back beat, the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt. I don't believe that
  • applies to me, as I am above that sort of thing, but I'll pop that pimple on your head if you give a me "promise" ring. Take me down to Sears today and let's get started right away
  • So we went to Sears. the bad fashion only paralleled by the air of a forgotten time encompassed int the store. I walked faster.
  • I walked into my friends. They were so excited to see me that I got talked into getting a makeover. Throughout, with an eye over my shoulder, knowing pursuit was still out there.
  • That feeling never went away- the longing to chase after what shouldn't be chased. The constant nostalgic ache to go back. It was rooted deep in my bones. Too deep, in fact, that I
  • noticed that my bones were, in fact, made of pure nostalgium. I thought of my childhood love of comics and realised that I'd created a new element. My new name: Nostalgerene.
Started
2015-02-02 02:19:33
Finished
2019-07-04 04:24:36

9 Comments

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    Woab Jul 04 2019 @ 12:57

    Nice wrap-up, mattygroves!
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    mattygroves Jul 04 2019 @ 18:54

    Thank you kindly! My geekness has, finally, a purpose.
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    SlimWhitman Jul 05 2019 @ 01:20

    If you cake on too much Nostalgerene on your bones, do you get nostalgagrene?
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    SlimWhitman Jul 05 2019 @ 01:21

    dangit - i meant nostalgangrene
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    LordVacuity Jul 05 2019 @ 01:38

    gag with that bone.
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    LordVacuity Jul 05 2019 @ 01:39

    or gag without.
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    LordVacuity Jul 05 2019 @ 01:39

    I'm just saying.
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    LordVacuity Jul 05 2019 @ 01:41

    People often forget they have the option not to gag. They do. Not that that improves the outcome in any way.
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    Woab Jul 06 2019 @ 14:54

    Methinx we've taken this gag too far.

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