THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY
- THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. "Never take the Lord's name in vain," says Billy. "Instead, say, 'Those /fudging/ zombies scare me!'"
- Jesus wanted those zombies for sunbeams, so Christian Billy played a lyre. "God expects me to cry/for all the reasons/you had to un-die." The zombies fled hurriedly; Billy followed
- up with one of Bob Dylan's least recognized hits. Christian Billy played that lyre in such a way that God stopped what he was doing to listen. Reality stood still, literally.
- wow
- I couldn't believe she actually did that. Lexi, the love of my life, my heart, my story, the reason why I live?! Lexi?! I didn't know what to think. Why? What did I ever do to her?
- If you are reading this its too late.
- If you are reading this its too late.
- Why read whatever is needing to be read, when reading unread readings can help you read read. Reading the readings while reading helps you read readily. Re-read if you can't read.
- Dear. Dear. I said DEAR. Oh, did I mention I was cydlexic?
- NO, you didn't mention it! I would have procured a special cyanide-imbued book for you, as I know it's the one thing you can read. Well this time you'll have to settle for arsenic.
- Started
- 2013-08-20 01:47:09
- Finished
- 2015-11-15 05:42:08
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