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I'm not into this at all listening day day

  • I'm not into this at all listening day day day day
  • do, do, do, da, da, da, all I want is..." and then slammed the ax down through the boombox. I was sick of Gordon and the Police. It was time for something different, something
  • pure awsomer than his rickety-carribean beat rip-off tunes, I pulled out my secret weapon. The lords of bad-ass chimed and I slid in Nina Cherry's Buffalo Stance into the
  • back of the neck of Sir Worbert Hollace, the oldest living fox who had been given a knighthood by Princess Diana herself. "I say, do be careful," he retorted politely, so I shyly
  • inched back and gave the old fox some room. 'Come and play with me,' I pleaded. 'I cannot play with you, I am not tamed,' the fox said. I wondered. Tame? What does that mean? I
  • flipped to "tame" in my copy of "Fox Idioms for Dummies." As it turns out, talking foxes use it to mean either "sober" or "checked for tics". Either way, a play date with this fox
  • would delight the children in Mrs Pumfrey's science class. In particular, Darren fell in love with the fox but had trouble coping with a rival gang that also wanted a fox play date
  • at the local Furry Convention. Foxes were popular there because of the rumor that they all
  • showered consistently. That was an important but sometimes over looked trait in fur suit enthusiasts . He surveyed the crowd of furry friends and thought "I have come home."
  • With a merry whistle & joy in his heart, he joined hands with his friends & together they skipped happily down the cobblestone street, past the rainbow & into the Land of Furever.

1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Aug 12 2013 @ 18:27

    It started out a ribald cavort with modern Britain's chavtastic class struggles, then steeply descended into a marijuana-fueled technicolor yawn of hipster jingoism.

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