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I very much remember you from the 1980s.

  • I very much remember you from the 1980s.
  • Can I ask you this now? What was the deal with the mustache? Was it drugs or just the zeitgeist? Now that we have reconnected, I feel
  • like there are so many things I want to ask you Frank." After Elvis & Bono, Oprah got the Medium to channel Zappa. When she asked him what a chromium cob was
  • he pulled down his pants and showed her. The audience all ran for the exit and the Medium came to with his pants around his ankles and Oprah
  • cocked George Zimmer's head back, and cleared his throat of debris. Oprah put her mouth over his and exhaled life-giving burger breath in his chest. Then she put all her weight
  • upon his already brittle legs. He collapsed like a picnic chair in a tornado, trapped between the horrid shag carpeting and Oprah Winfrey's naked body.
  • He gasped. "Get off m-" but his voice was smothered by the mounds of rolling flesh covering him. He realized that she was slowly crushing him. He heard 3 of his right ribs break.
  • "My real name is Trimba Trumbundo!", he screamed, slowly being crushed by the festering mass. If only now he had the help of his fellow African warlords!
  • "Your voodoo is useless here, Trimba!" the witch doctor cackled, his necklace of shrunken heads knocking together with a haunting wooden sound. "We will have your liver!"
  • The fat duck shuddered, knowing that in meeting a Houdoun gourmand, his fate had surely been sealed. At least, Trimba rationalized, he would be delicious.
Started
2011-03-19 12:59:15
Finished
2011-04-23 00:23:24

1 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 23 2011 @ 00:26

    I suppose this wouldn't be the first time I've mistaken CPR for a sexual advance...

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