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The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey,

  • The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey, as he perused the panel. '3,2,1,G' it stated reasonably, 'B, SB' sensibly, and then 'SSB, SSSB, Centre of the Earth'. "Gosh!" Davey ejacu
  • lated again.This was not a mission. It was an emission to the Centre of the Earth. "It's a little hot in here," gushed Davey as the elevator doors slid open to reveal the fiery
  • pants he was sporting. Davey was a liar, and his pants were on fire. No sooner did he start talking of journeys to the Center of the Earth, did flames burst from the seat of his
  • Tesla. Being a friend of Elon had its disadvantages -- Musk had many clever enemies. Davey had a big mouth, exaggerated. Elon only wanted to penetrate the mantle, not the core. The
  • The temperature there was 700 degrees. Elon needed special gloves and Tesla bought them by the case. They cost just 57 dollops per box. Musk penetrated his aura of invincibility.
  • Elon had his flatulence converted into a musk that while still Elon's, still Bigger than That. It was waggishly claimed to be an "inhouse job" . This musk was capable of penetratin
  • -g the thin membrane between the living and the dead. Elon stepped through that membrane and saw his Gram for a brief moment before he was pushed back. "More beans," he thought, as
  • s firing away. The odor almost choked Elon, but the portal opened once more & Gram crossed into the world of the living. "Gramp was cheating on me!" she gasped, grabbing a shotgun
  • "How long did you think you could live in the dark?" Elon gasped for air...Don't shoot me, I know we haven't always gotten along but I was barely the messenger in this situation.
  • I won't shoot you, because I can't see you, they took my eyes, and now I will take yours. I was pushed out of my body and into the air. "Finally, I can see again." he said

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