I kept running. My breaths were ragged as
- I kept running. My breaths were ragged as I continued to dodge trees and jump over fallen objects. There was a thunderous sound behind me, gradually getting closer. I forced myself
- to refrain from looking behind me, for three men had already died just by looking into the creature's gaze. Its roar was deafening now, a mix of a machine and bloodthirsty animal
- I knew that death was near, but I was not ready to leave this world. I ran faster and faster, only thing about sue. She would be angry if I didn't make it home on time.
- ..and even angrier if I came home in a coma. So I sojourned on and used all of my remaining strength to make it to the finish line. Fans were there, waving flags and cheering.
- "Please don't flag my fold!", I croaked stumbling into the "Fold and Pass Area". After running a 4 minute fold I had a bad case of folders cramp. The next folder grasped the baton
- &, experiencing a burst of energy, sprinted for the fold, all the while thinking, "I sure wish I would have remembered to wear my jockstrap." Floppily, he passed the fold baton on
- to BlastedHeath, running mid-folding pack. He took the lead, left all in an erudite papertrail of dust & was just about to pass the fold baton, when MoralEnd, with moral turpitude,
- ate it. He then set off, his legs a circular blur like road runner's. All the other folders chased after him until MoralEnd ran over the edge of a cliff. He stood suspended in the
- gigantic freaking afro - he'd run over the edge of Jimmy Cliff and landed in his hair. Jimmy said, "The harder they come, the harder they fall." Moralend fell on m80's bass amp
- hetamine stash and cried "Ah-ha! Fold-enhancing drugs!" m80 simply shrugged and said "You can get it if you really want, but you must try, try and try, try and try."
- Started
- 2014-02-06 20:54:21
- Finished
- 2014-05-15 16:20:48
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