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So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring

  • So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring at the carcass do the cha cha across the golf course and feeling a deep sense of an emotional vomit coming to
  • fruition. But I failed once again and came up blank. So, I
  • criticized someone to feel better and
  • had horrid commercial songs stuck and would sing them out loud, so that everyone had to endure the never ending song.
  • Oh for lost days of catchy jingles. How we loved to sing along with gumby and pokey. And I recall fondly the sweet sound of "thats cat," Well, enough of this trip down memory
  • alley. Gumby and Pokey became pretty bitter towards the end, and lived up their names ending up on death row. But I am getting ahead of myself. It all began when Pokey
  • walked into a bank and robbed it. Then he sat down and took a nap trying to live up to his knick name. After his arrest he learned his knick name was for being Horny nor Slow.
  • Which really didn't fit him, so they gave him the NICK name of "Garbanzo Pete", robbing banks like a douche then dozing off on his feet. Least successful criminal of all time, and
  • that's how everyone will remember him, as "Garbanzo Pete" and not by his real name. It's already been forgotten. Fortunately for Garbanzo Pete, he really loves hummus, especially
  • if it is imported from the Bolivia, even though they do not specialize in the wondrous spread he so adored. Garbanzo would also eat Garbanzo beans with his hummus, for taste...

2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jul 08 2012 @ 03:43

    Many meainings of Pokey. I was thinking of 'jail'. FS always full of twists and turns. ;-)

  2. Zetawilk Jul 10 2012 @ 03:58

    I was thinking of a penguin.

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