Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility
- Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility Base Aldrin Lounge enjoying the view of Earth's nightside. "Here's to the new". "Yeah,some fireworks huh?". "Holy cow. Those aren
- 't pillows!" Then they laughed. Sure it was the year 95832, but damn, Planes, Trains and Automobiles was still funny. Even translated to Telepathic Cinema. Riley & Owen sipped
- their Spud Cola (soda had to be reinvented for the third time in 72346) then debated who were better overlords: Molemen or morlochs. Riley & Owen said the molemen were nicer by far
- while the Morlocks were such a grouchy lot. Aside from scrounging on the surface for the occasional stray Eloi, they spent most days hammering away in the underground mines.
- There was a lot of gold there. This was to be top secret, for obvious reasons. No humans or humanoids. Could enter these mines, they were too small. Not even antmen could find them
- ...except Ant Man! He was able to get into the cursed mines and retrieve the top-secret stash of gold. It was probably enough to coat a few copper wires for a new suit!
- and maybe start a college fund for half of the population of India. But Ant Man wasn't telling. The gold he used for the new suit yielded more power to his thrusto busto
- than he knew how to control and soon Ant Man was careening around the Mediterranean in his golden yacht, seducing shapely Greek ladies and angering the gods. His gold suit had
- red lipstick marks all over it, as did his face. Ant Man was very happy. The Greek Gods, however, weren't. He was stealing all of their ladies and they wanted revenge.
- But my friend Doogie, the 13th brother of Jesus (Mary, you randy minx!), not an apostle is worried that his Netflicks account might be used against the next Messiah, as leverage.
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- 2011-12-31 18:49:01
- Finished
- 2016-11-20 17:48:01
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LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 17:53
I am going to start another with that line and see how the story develops.
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 17:57
http://foldingstory.com/zhf38/
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:04
How do you do that? You guys work so well it could be a single voice sometimes. Have you all played with each other so often that you have picked up each other's vibes? You see A posted, you look and see she has decided to start a horror. Been a long time since B soured the last horror. Might be time for a new one. What kind of a horror you planning A? So that is what you post. B, now jealous, reads your lines and that gets her red hot and steaming a steep steal tower in stilettos while peppy music is playing. Come on come on one and all B is here to save the day. You could say the Bitch is back but only if it passes Legal, we might have a copyright issue.
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:17
Now is when you might question how tall did the stilettos make the Eiffel Tower then. That is classified. D sees that as your play not knowing about what A said but knowing what she was apt to say in the story either after OR before, you imagine it became a musical, so sick of her crap, decide to veer it off into a comedy but you know E will only get it back on track like always so this should just be a I don't get a fuck you say but you won't stray from the Dark but do it anyway. Thats what you leave. Sad trombone music. Turning road, nobody walking with his Finn backpack filled with incendiaries and a carton of sad news that he found on his doorstep first thing this morning. So where was he walking?
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:22
About then the bright sunlight is in E's eyes as he checks in on the story. WTF he thinks as he see the turd sandwich he has been handed and being bound by being included in it to fix it twice.
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:28
E will fix. Of course E will fix it. E always fixes them. E is the one to call when your story goes amiss. Everybody knows this. What they don't know is the stress. Stress that E feels all the time. There is so much riding on his every move, the stakes too high. E never asked for this. He's a hero for lasting this long. What, every E fears, if I can't fix it this time? What if that?
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:34
E leaves a question mark. X plays next and seeing only a question mark adds a question mark of her own but not willing to leaving two lines made up of a single question mark decides to expand on what her question mark is about and instead added an answer about a comedy horror. (E stands vindicated.) Then a moop like me comes along and I don't know any of your vibes and have to play off that. I feel bad when I ruined your story.
LordVacuity Nov 20 2016 @ 18:38
But I was really excited to learn that Mary was a randy minx.