"Die, monster!", Richter yelled. "You don't
- "Die, monster!", Richter yelled. "You don't belong in this world!" Dracula didn't move an unnecessary muscle while saying, "It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh"
- . Fortunately for Richter, Special Agent Michael Scarn was lying in wait atop a strategic point eighteen clicks from Mount Wroclai, armed with a Dragunov sniper rifle. Aiming at
- the head of the general, he decided that this was an incredibly unstylish way to dispatch his enemy. "360 noscope" he muttered under his breath, and he prepared to leap off of the
- suddenly Jim was awoken by the nurses. "time for your meds, mr polaski", said a particularly nasty looking eastern European orderly
- Through the fuzz of his just awokenness, he looked to the bed next to him. Shocked, he asked - through the pile of pills the orderly was shoving in his mouth - "Is that really
- Tom Selleck?" he thought. He had a dim memory of leaving the club with a slightly hairy but hot chick and several minutes of really hot sex. This was not what he'd expected when
- applied the greasy topical ointment on top of the throbbing pustules in his "area." The hairy hot chick put on her Burka and said, "No one has to know that
- ugly people have sex. Otherwise the human race would never procreate again." The hairy bitch kept playing with the hundreds of spiricules on his dick crown, then vomited on him.
- Finishing on an uplifting note,after visiting a Dr who prescribed both antibiotics,she bore a child of clean mind & sound body whose cheerful optimism changed the redlight district
- into a happy place full of bunnies and candy and sunshine. Everyone laughed and frolicked and played, living happily ever after...except for the child, who died of Hepatitis C.
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- 2011-04-21 15:49:38
- Finished
- 2011-10-08 12:06:23
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Zetawilk Oct 08 2011 @ 13:29
"Take these antibiotics and get in the Tardis."
Ariax Oct 08 2011 @ 16:06
Hehe, I was thinking the same thing, GreenBanana.