The man farted in the wilderness he thought
- The man farted in the wilderness he thought no one could hear him he was wrong.
- Sound exists even if nobody is there to hear it. The man had created such a thunderous noise that the birds took too flight in panic and other creatures in the wilderness were
- unsure which way to run, such was his booming. Rage had transformed him to a monster and his hunger for meat could not be sated. He wanted it all, and he
- would stop at nothing to get it. "OM NOM NOM!" He cried as he gnobbled up the innocent. Soon he had eaten all the people & had to look else where to sate his hunger. His eyes settl
- ed in the empty cavity of a postman's skull. His neighbour, the green orb of a formerly fetching raven haired revanant gave him the glad eye and soon they were
- cheek & jowl in everything. That included in protecting the relics in their care. There were relics from both sides of the fight & even some from before the schism. The orb & skull
- of King Reginald the Mouse-Hearted had been preserved in spiced oils and put on display at the Coward's Museum, right next to the pike on which Pansy Joe's head had rested after
- the two of them called for peace during the Looney Tunes War of ’09. Lady Garden Bajingo led the revolt to publicly display Pansy Joe’s head and King Reggie the Vermin-Hearted’s p
- -antaloons into the the papers without comment. Simply the juxtoposition of their joint release would create the story for them. But Lady Garden Bajingo's Revolutionay Army didn't
- factor in just how smug the working class had become; for most, ignorance was (and still is) bliss. Can you hear the tacit roar of engineered mind control in the deafening air?
- Started
- 2015-05-19 23:21:00
- Finished
- 2022-01-06 08:30:30
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Woab Jan 07 2022 @ 12:01
This story starts with "The man farted in the wilderness he thought no one could hear him he was wrong." and ends with " Can you hear the tacit roar of engineered mind control in the deafening air?" Brilliant.
dookierouser Jan 09 2022 @ 14:55
I came out of the story hearing Abba's "Fernando". As in: Can you hear the tacit roar or engineered mind control in the deafening air, Fernando? There was something in the air that night, the muzzle fire was bright, Fernando. etc.
dookierouser Jan 09 2022 @ 14:56
doh! I meant to say muzzle flash.
dookierouser Jan 09 2022 @ 15:01
6 years 7 months and change later . . .