The pianist took a bow, but the audience
- The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began
- chopsticks with variations in D minor. He then followed by his improvisations on Little Miss Muffit's concerto. What he could do with a toy piano with painted-on black keys was
- causing earthquakes all over the world. When authorities pinpointed the cause, they quickly locked the prodigy up in maximum security. That's when he started drumming, which caused
- minor seismic activity for 50 miles all around his prison. They ended up having to put the prodigy in a straight jacket & sedated or risk the countryside collapsing in on itself.
- Meanwhile, the weather men, who had not been informed of the sedated, earthquake causing prodigy in the nearby prison, were all freaking out. Earthquakes? In North Dakota?
- They started blaming the oil companies that were fracking all over North Dakota. Oil was booming in the state thanks to fracking. The imprisoned earthquake prodigy stayed a secret.
- Until today. At exactly 2:17 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, the "prisoner" was set free by Mother Earth. Almost immediately the rumblings began from deep within the earth's mantle.
- It turns out that the prisoner was Barnes, the sun destroyer and he had buried an anti-solar weapon in the earth. The planet split open, revealing a giant glock pointing at the sun
- "Today is the day when the day will no longer be day!" Barnes cackled maniacally as the weapon began to charge. A bright beam then shot towards the sun. All seemed lost until
- an errant hand mirror floated between the sun and the weapon and reflected the beam back into the gun, annihilating it and Barnes's dreams in the process.
- Started
- 2015-09-16 08:21:50
- Finished
- 2019-01-06 09:45:38
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LordVacuity Feb 02 2019 @ 00:28
What guardian angel put that errant mirror out there in space?