You know what do when you get writers block?

You know what do when you get writers block? Stack it in the corner with the others, till you have enough to build a really solid two story, three hole brick outhouse. Conjoined

triplets were always scooping up three-holers and with two stories it'd be quite a while til they had to scoop out the contents of those three holes. Problem was, I only had 72

scoops of raisins in

Kellogg's raisin bran. He couldn't stand hearing the ad since he worked at Kellogg's as an intern. There he found out that what looked like a juicy descicated grape was actually a

specially treated fecal dropping of a unique species of rabbit that Kellogg's had a patent on. This rabbit's droppings, when treated in the flavoring machines, had a delicious

strawberry coating. Being the first to notice this i quickly invented a new candy that would soon

win over the hearts of many people, especially young children. The smile on their faces each time they buy some just fills me up with so much

jealously, as I know I can never again feel the emotions that these children feel, not after the accident. Never again will I

smile or open my eyes beyond a wince. Every night I sit in darkness, my chest wrenches with such interminable pain, like an orgasm of ennui in my heart. Even My Little Pony can't

bring me out of these deep doldrums of dreck. Someone has licked the sugar off my gumdrops. All my rainbows are single and mono-chrome. The Candyland has been foreclosed. The End.