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In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich,

  • In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich, a man stands in a suit made of geometric cones. In grim tones, he reads his poetry. "blago bung, blago bung."
  • A small audience of 3 applaude him. The proprietors sigh. Surely their Cabaret Voltaire will take off. The next artist appears on the stage. She is wearing a dress made from the
  • feathers of various tropical bird species. The plumage consisted of a wide range of colours, blending in with each other perfectly. The woman took a deep breath and began to sing.
  • Unfortunately, the only song she could think of was by a scream metal band. Fortunately, the bird shared her love of the genre, and repeated the lyrics with deep, guttural growls.
  • from the dense forest happeared Sir Reggie, the famous explorer, with his loyal assistant. They were following the sound of "Down with the sickness" sang by the bird, mistaking it
  • for a gnome marching band. Sir Reggie and his assistant put their maps and compass away and straightened their travel cloaks. On
  • towards our destination ! Sir Reggie and his little assortment of assistants set out for a long journey, across wide open fields, lush forests with small streams that twinkled in
  • twilight. Sir Reggie and his assortment of assistants encamped next to a cliff by the Juniper fairy. She floated down on a daffodil horse and met Sir Reggie. She gave him the
  • Book she had written, saying, "This is not a cookbook!" Sir Reggie asked her, "Then what is it?" "These are not recipes you would like me to make, such as Monday Pie." The juniper
  • berry had been picked."How dare you",Sir Reggie hissed,"I'm afraid of no pie!"-Hours later,when he was done,she tasted it.When the end came,her last memory would be of this moment.

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