Femme Fatale, Rose Nettle played in the Ivy

Femme Fatale, Rose Nettle played in the Ivy league of a male dominated profession: She was a Hitwoman. She wore her trademark feather boa constrictor as she approached an unsuspect
Unicorn in the park. The featherboa constrictor gave her away, the unicorn wasn't falling for the 'I'm only selling GirlScout cookies' again. Rose Nettle knew what to do. She gathe
red up her red ruffly hoop skirt and danced across the green green grass settling on top of a huge mushroom which immediately remarked, "what are you doing?"
She said, "I'm gonna trip balls by eating your head!" She chomped into the Giant Mushroom. It screamed, "Oh! Dear me, I'm scarred for life!"
As she masticated the mushroom-head "Oh, dear, be gentle!" it kept screaming - she started to see the passage to treasure. It was just over there, by the unicorns melting in to the
UniSmelter 2000. They'd need more UniGlue to sufficiently affix Ragnor's Chalice to the sacrificial shrine. She started laughing and laughing and laughing and she had no idea why.
Then she recalled that she had way too much nitrous oxide at the dentist today, where she was pretty sure he copped a feel while she was out. But, it seemed hilarious to her right
side side of her face, yet the left side was crying. It is nice to get some dentist action ever now and again, but no phone call later, not even a text. What is he waiting for?
Cement is getting hard here...and not just the cement!
The bread is about as hard as rock as well now. I told them they would've wrapped the loaf up so it wouldn't get stale. But its too late now, we are still hungry.

Started: 2012-09-08 16:39:50
Finished: 2012-11-14 18:33:30

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