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I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am

  • I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am a ridiculous man. I am a non-descript man. I am a superfluous man. I am a forgotten man. I am a distraught man. I am not a man at all. But
  • I'm a proper naughty moody geezer. I'm a muppet. I'm a mug. I'm a doughnut. I'm a wazzock.
  • I'm a pansy. I'm a pollock. I'm a prima donna, I'm gonna flake my way outta this joint. Me and Mr. Mustard. Yeah. Grey Popoun is the code word. I'm a corn footed cantankerous crank
  • -shafted manly man. I'm the driver, I'm a winner. I'm the tingler in your smell-o-vision. I'm the Manitou in your Winnebago making omelettes after that Ouija incident. I'm the
  • walrus. Who am I? Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I'm not the man I was before? And must my name until I die, be no more than an alibi?
  • 'No.' I thought. 'I shall not submit to such dark thoughts. My name will not die, the walrus will live on. I shall be the man I am now.'
  • "WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!". It felt felt good to be a walrus.
  • Cuckoo catchoo. I went fishing with my walrus friends and we were surprised to see a brightly coloured submarine pulling into the bay. Out stepped a man who proceeded to proclaim h
  • aughtily, "It's goo goo g'joob, you gits," as he rolled out a red carpet for the next attendee, a Spanish-speaking sea serpent. He cleared his throat and stepped to the mic.
  • Laydeez and gentleslugs, you all need to get naked and fight your urge to get nasty.. the winner is the last one standing!

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