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Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg,

  • Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg, he wrote more than 36 Bodice-Ripping romances. Mabel Milkytoast, number one fan, wondered what his true name was and called the publisher.
  • But the publisher Spunk & Smutly refused to reveal the true identity of "Groid Buttenberg". Mabel Milkytoast was unfazed applying as secretary under a false name C.Doris Titondale
  • Hollysmacker the Third. She was hired immediately as a secretary and Mabel Milkytoast was sent on the craziest errand that the publisher Spun and Smutly could think of
  • . It boiled down to collecting glorified upskirt & nipslip shots from remote locales around the globe. But what Mable lacked in bazoombas she made up in smarts. She had 97 Nat Geos
  • stashed under her bed. Every night she felt a bit tingly, she would pull one out and peruse it while thinking of her dream man Steven Hawking. She didn't know she was being watched
  • by the Icelandic Special Task Unit, created in the time before time to preserve the reverential state of the great Stephen Hawking and not have him denigrated as a sex-object.
  • Yet it is so hard when he says in robot voice, "I may be disabled, but give me a break - what man wouldn't want to be treated like a sybian? Foreplay is my MUTE button!
  • It is also my FAST FORWARD! And my PAUSE! In fact, that ONE BUTTON performs EVERY FUNCTION!" It annoys me when he raises his voice like that, but I pity him, his broken body, and
  • oh all keyed up like that. It's a real shame. But it was time for me to trash him. I needed an upgrade. I kissed him tenderly & said it was OK for him to go now. Go into the light.
  • I watched as he left me, sighing in relief when it was finally over. He was at peace now, while I remained here, left in the dark. I heard a soft click & whirr behind me & smiled.
Started
2011-12-22 20:09:57
Finished
2013-10-26 22:37:31

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 27 2013 @ 04:31

    Poignant ending - who would have thought judging from the start?
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    SlimWhitman Oct 27 2013 @ 04:35

    ... I mean with a character like Groid Buttenberg? http://foldingstory.com/q425m/ http://foldingstory.com/qvz9w/
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    49erFaithful Oct 28 2013 @ 13:53

    Steph Hawking treated as a sybian ... lol.

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