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The amazonian woman bowed and sat down at

  • The amazonian woman bowed and sat down at the piano. Her hands moved delicately across the keyboard hovering like two swans. He heard no sound but the movements mesmerized him

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  • and soon his mind was ready to accept her instructions. The crowd heard Chopin but she was telling him in code that now was the time to kill. His eyes went blank and he

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  • urinated into his hand during his piano recital no less than 10 times because she learned the hard way that transcribing coded commands to a human brain really wasn't as easy as

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  • solving a Rubik's Tetrahedron. Luckily, Huggies had developed potty training gloves and even full-body diapers. She velcroed him into a fresh one and instructed him never to

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  • train for the toilet unless she had her potty training gloves on. He looked up at her innocently, smiled and farted. 'Darn you, now I have to start all over again!' she hissed, und

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  • er her breath she muttered "I could have married a real scientist." "What did you say!", he replied, still naked from the waste down. "Nothing, just keep the constants from being c

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  • constant while I go out to to buy some fresh prime numbers. And put some pants on, for heaven's sake!" She rushed out the door. He ignored her demands and smashed some atoms.

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  • He put on his jeweler's glass and went to work. To create the "Battle of the Bulge" diorama on the molecular scale, required an even hand. The door slammed causing whole armies to

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  • quake in their boots. Creating this diorama would be iffy at best - even for a master jeweler - but "Battle of the Bulge" wouldn't construct itself. He went hard at work, smashing

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  • together electrons in his personal particle accelerator. Hours later, he returned to the diorama, and he couldn't believe his eyes. "Battle of the Bulge" had constructed itself.

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