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She was coming to spend the weekend at the

  • She was coming to spend the weekend at the ski house we rented. I had heard all the stories about her exploits and was ready to try my luck. I was so nervous, what if she
  • was as good as they say? I'm a champion Uno player and I lord that knowledge over the inferior masses. But she scared me. What if she was a worthy competitor? I can't lose to her.
  • She's the school counselor. Tonight she called herself "Crazy Eights," and wore a Carrot Top mask, but I knew who it was my the missing knuckle. She played for keeps. I had an ace
  • in my back pocket and it was rigged with optical recognition film so that it would explode if it came in contact with a full house, her favorite hand. She smiled and pulled out a
  • harmonica and started doing Stevie Wonder impersonations. He all looked at her, appalled by her bad taste and lack of rhythm. Her enthusiasm was infectious, though as we
  • turned away from Whitney Houston as she belted out, "I Will Always Love You," Bobby Brown lay splayed on the floor prone
  • I need a Bodyguard he cried. He had hardly finished his words before Kevin Costner burst through the door. Let's go to
  • water world, he cried. We'll be safe there. No one ever comes to see it. And you can pee wherever you like.
  • The fact that Kevin Coster hangs around during the week shouldn't put you off. Much. It's truly like Mad Max, but with pee. What's not to like, he mused.
  • People who hate Cowboy TV aren't to like!

1 Comments

  1. RhettOracle Jan 28 2011 @ 06:38

    It's time for a "round up" of this "western" person.

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