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Dang it, right off I was stumped. 1) IS YOUR

  • Dang it, right off I was stumped. 1) IS YOUR AVERAGE RATIO OF FECES CONTACTED : HANDS WASHED, GREATER OR LESS THAN 5 : 1? What did
  • love have to do with it?" thought Tina. Her science instructor always brought love into a scientific discussion and that was an emotion. This was science. What the Hell.
  • Tina's science teacher then clarified:"Today, class, we are going to make Love Potion # 9. If you're successful, you can slip it into anyone's milk & they'll fall in love with you.
  • fortunatly the potion didnt work and tina fell silently in cornere as she wanted to make the schools most popular person fall for her but it looks like she is staying unnoticed as
  • much as someone with such eyes can. Tina slumped into the corner as crowds gathered to gaze deep into her eyes. Chaz, the school's most popular person appeared and Tina's eyes
  • turned green with envy. Then they turned red with the devil's hell fire. Then she rammed her fist into Chaz's chest, ripped out his heart and flipped it over her left shoulder
  • where her dog Chico was waiting expectantly. The dog tore into the meaty, pulsing muscle with a relish that provoked a pang of jealousy in Chaz, as he slowly toppled to the floor.
  • Chaz had been to the Dogfood Grill and found he loved the food there. The elk burger was delicious. He ate there twice. Chico smelled the dog treats sold there. He too had some.
  • Too bad Chico and Chaz chose to dine at the Dogfood Grill on the night the chef forgot to wash his hands after using the bathroom and taking out the garbage. The two wound up at
  • the curb trying to explain the bodies of the 2 garbages that had been taken out. His mind made up to spare Chico, Chaz copped to the whole thing. He said Chico was a choirboy.
Started
2014-07-14 13:22:59
Finished
2016-11-08 18:26:03

3 Comments

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    Woab Nov 09 2016 @ 14:29

    Line 9 must have tuned in to 49er's original hand-washing line, somehow.
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    LordVacuity Nov 09 2016 @ 15:30

    That is what brothership is.
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    LordVacuity Nov 09 2016 @ 15:31

    I am afraid there is less today than there was a day ago.

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