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Starbucks was crowded with folks sucking

  • Starbucks was crowded with folks sucking down overpriced decaf lowfat latte somethings as they met for the first time. He recognized her instantly. She was dressed as a cow and
  • on the verge of a heat stroke. The only drink they had was hot coffee. "Hey Susie, the grass says, 'Don't graze me, bro.'" Susie handed him a flier for Moolattes and tipped over.
  • The Hippie cows were on the greatest trip of their lives until the agents of the House of Un-Dairy Activities showed up. These cows had crewcuts, black-framed glasses and smoked
  • Camels to be ironic. The Bovine SWAT team infiltrated the tie-dyed herd and caught the pot ruminating commies. "Moooove it!" the lead Red Bull bellowed.
  • Let me tell you, I took one look at that situation and got the hell out of dodge. These eyes have seen one too many power tripping talking bulls to want try my hand at resistance.
  • But as soon as I was out of sight, I peered out of the nearest alleyway and continued watching, interested in what was unfolding before me. I watched in silence as
  • Zombies rip inot the poor little children as if a homeless person was served and happy meal. I stood there in fear and amazment. I finally turned around and
  • met Dumplo the dog, a costumed mascot who sold really, really good furniture. Neverminding the children-eating zombies, I instead sought after a particularly comfortable
  • recliner chair with remote control and back massage, preferably 20 different programs. Yes, my back was killing me lately. I'd been forced to bend over because women these days
  • are too damn educated to know there place. Take my wife for example. CEO of her own company. A miserable workaholic if I ever... Come to think of it stay at home dad ain't so bad.
Started
2011-09-04 20:41:33
Finished
2012-01-02 15:49:38

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 02 2012 @ 15:58

    "The panel of Undairy activities" LOL. "Hey, wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!" - Gary Larson, The Farside
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    SlimWhitman Jan 02 2012 @ 16:00

    Sorry, that's the "House of Un-Dairy Activities", apologies to MoralEnd.

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