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If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one

  • If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one more time, I was going to shove the stupid phone down her throat. I'd managed to avoid every episode of Glee, but here it was, right in
  • the middle of the company break room. I was on my lunch break, and there was nowhere else I was allowed to eat... As much as I hated it, I knew I would have to watch the show.
  • I groaned inwardly as it started the way all episodes of Semi-Charmed Squirrel did: with a screechy, off-key cover of "Take On Me" played over the title credits. A coworker of mine
  • commented on how much he didn't like the song. He decided to get some chocolate milk from the kitchen.
  • but when he look in the fridge the milk was gone, and a giant rabbit was there smoking cigars
  • "G'day mate." The rabbit said to him, taking a puff of the cigar. "I s'pose you're looking for the milk.
  • "Nah mate," he cried in anguish, "me flippin' leg's come off!" "Fancy that, eh." Said the rabbit in a stoned sort of way. "Got any Milo?" he added, as he turned to
  • the twelve-story fire ant which was now threatening his grandmother with reruns of sanford and sonm a show she was not particularly fond of the first time around. "I'll save you!"
  • He ducked under the gargantuan insect legs and grabbed the remote. He deftly switched from TV Land to the History Channel. "There Grandma, American Pickers!" The giant ant stormed
  • away, sufficiently chastised. The crisis was averted today, but he knew that ant had a lot of friends, and one day they would be back around, worse than before.

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