Maria was into punk-rock,tattos and body

Maria was into punk-rock,tattos and body piercing.Despite that,one day she went to the Circus,and when she laid eyes on a clown,she fell for his style.She went shopping ride away!
"Give me some size 86s with horns in front!" She just loved the squeek-squeek! Her red nose offset her pink mohawk and balloon pants were a big hit in the mosh pit. Seltzer was
pumping his fist in the air in time with the music and the rest of the patrons, and so didn't notice her weaving and pushing through the crowd. She got his attention by
putting his father down. She would start with the whole you drank in the home, then how he lost their children's college money in the 401k. This got his attention because
he hadn't realized he'd had children. "Is that what those are?" he interrupted. She hotheadedly continued her rant about how lazy he was, but no matter what she said
he was incapable of understanding while not able to see her mouth. (He was totally deaf since the accident). He was just realizing that he had been raped by this ranting wench
but being deaf he could not be sure that his cries for help were not instead incoherent babbling. He'd been violated by her, & it was like he couldn't take it back all over again.
Still, he had to admit he had enjoyed her ploy. An elderly hobbit came to his rescue, whisking him to the ER on his bicycle. When the nurse came into his room, he'd explained tha
t the arrow was supposed to hit the apple on top of his head, not his Adam's apple. The nurse smiled politely and said "It happens". The elderly hobbit was tired of waiting for me,
so he put on his ring and disappeared forever. Literally. But he was still around. I could tell by the spontaneous wedgies that kept appearing all over Hobbiton.

Started: 2011-04-25 13:18:27
Finished: 2012-10-16 12:43:54

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