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I was just surfing the web when the person

  • I was just surfing the web when the person right across from me decided to be weird and talk about manga. He was rambling on about
  • something about this very stretchy guy who goes and becomes a pirate or something. I tried to be polite, but when he just kept on going I tried to drop some hints that it was
  • the man who be my boyfriend in high school! Hey! You are Jim right! I said. You look so different now? What happen with you?
  • He smiled and said, "Higher education, I'm sorry Betty Lou but you are ignorant. You speak like an Ape doing sign language. I on the other hand have a full ride to Cambridge." And
  • he did. He had a bus ride to Cambridge, but the return trip was in question because he'd blown his check on a Gorillas in the Mist box set. Betty Lou's fork found his Adam's Apple
  • just as he was getting to the good part where Sigourney trys to communicate with the male Silverback. Needless to say, having his Adam's Apple skewered by Betty put a damper on
  • his usual loud cheers when the silverbacks tore Sigourney limb from limb. This was a little known sequel called 'Gorillas in the midst' where they
  • rebelled against the local natives who had been steeling their babies and killing the old ones just for resale in the black market. When the silver-backs started selling native
  • American feathered headdresses instead, it became a much more peaceful time. Almost as peaceful, in fact, as the time when
  • Grandma baked apple pie and we sat around the fireplace telling stories of days gone by.

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