Ok, Ok—you’re probably saying, “What

Ok, Ok—you’re probably saying, “What happened to Barbara?
Well, you'd be really disappointed with the answer. She got a job as a telemarketer and worked there for decades. She lived alone her whole life and never had so much as a hobby.
Well, unless you consider masturbation marathons a hobby. Heck, it does take talent, practice, stamina, and dexterity.
& opposable thumbs well, if UR doing it right. I couldn't find "Masturbation 4 Dummies" onAmazon, so I went 4 the next best thing "MasterBait & Tackle" only to find it's about fish
But problems turn into opportunities, because I couldn't be the first person in this predicament. I decided to write and self publish "Masturbation 4 Dummies" as a pop up book.
But I was an internationally adopted pygmie...what did I know about pop-up books, asked my unctuous patent attorney. I cried discrimination, and salt water tears, to no avail, til
his normally unflappable receptionist burst into the room. "Sir, we have a situation here!" My jaw dropped as a scrum of rumpled children barreled through the door, leaving
mud and muck in their wake. How could this of happened they weren't supposed to be let out of the home. Someone must of made a mistake and the good doctor was about to find out
that spanking a young supple man was rewarding! This young man was so pliable and fun the Doctor was just beside himself as he'd never seen a human body preform in such
rotisserie corners before. Then he realized: Russell "T" Davros had struck again.

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