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I'd saved and saved and it was finally here:

  • I'd saved and saved and it was finally here: my interpretive sign for the center about How to Water a Tree. Most people think you can
  • just hang a hosepipe over a branch & turn on the tap. No! You need to make a calculation re. the extent of the rootball using this equation. First use pi to at least 10 decimal pla
  • SMACK! Coach Jaggerbuster slapped the nerd. "Shut up pencil dick, I'm not a porn site for you to fap at. We're down by 3, it's the 4th, we got 1 second on the clock, now are you
  • you or somebody else. Somebody that can pull their souls out through their feet? Somebody that can defeat their visions? If you are I can't believe I just called you pencil dick!
  • "Was it a mecca-dauber or a betting pencil?" The chorus sang back in response.
  • Could it both?
  • And why not? I pondered... but they were such divergent extremes! Could I couple them together? Peanut Butter? Paste of the earth? and.. Jelly? Necter from the sky? What a sandwich
  • to set before the gods. I put it on my silver platter and raced up to Valhalla, where Odin and the gang were throwing a party to welcome the newly slain. When they saw my esoteric
  • tofurkey and bean casserole, they looked at each other, then clashed their mugs in a hearty cheer. The Ale of Valhalla's Dead sprinkled the lands of the living, except those who
  • Loved folding the last lines of stories, and those folks made their own. Valhalla was pondering how this story would end, and it ended anyway, without his auspices. We laughed!

1 Comments

  1. Woab Sep 08 2016 @ 11:04

    Goodness, this one has shot to the top!

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