The sign said "Stay away fool". It was posted
- The sign said "Stay away fool". It was posted on a crazy little shack that sat way back. Out front was parked a Chrysler - roughly the size of a whale, though what species was
- hard to tell. But it was definitely ready to set sail. The shack was a funky little shack. There was huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
- kinda place. Apartment B52. It was big as a whale so when it came up for rent on the Upper East Side, hipster Virgil dialed immediately. The fact that he DIALED probably should
- have tipped off his companion, but the grinding subway shrieks had said companion's attention, and it wasn't until the third week that Virgil was awakened by the smell of rotten
- flesh. Five of the zombies had been caught in a feeding frenzy on the subway tracks. Meanwhile, the train had come roaring through as it always had, running them over. Their rancid
- smell mixed with the thick stink of smoke overtook me, and as I gagged I could only hope that the train would hit them and get rid of a few targets. I was running low on ammo, and
- a fresh crop of zombie commuters would be showing up at the train station any minute. I wrestled with the gun, trying to reload it. Just then I heard a scraping noise behind me.
- Clanking rabbits were digging holes in the platform. Dropping the gun, I picked up 2 rabbits by their ears. Zombies hate metal rabbits. The train pulled in packed with zombies
- . When the doors opened zombie poured out & I doffed my hat announcing, "I, the Amazing Marvin will make two mechanized rabbits tranform!" and dropped the furry bots into my hat
- The robot rabbits began transforming the hat, then my pants, and finally each other, into all manner of bizarre things. Well, I did say they'd transform! Thank you and goodnight!
- Started
- 2012-10-21 14:18:22
- Finished
- 2013-07-12 01:12:17
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SlimWhitman Jul 12 2013 @ 03:39
"The Mechanized Rabbit Transformers! Collect all five floppy bots in specially marked boxes of 'Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs' or trade with your friends!"