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The woman walked down the aisle holding her

  • The woman walked down the aisle holding her daughter's hand. The woman said wearily "We are not buying food for imaginary people".
  • The cashiers huddled together, whispering, "There's that woman again, holding her arm out. Who is talking to?" Her name was Rose and yes, she was certainly insane...or
  • was this Crazy Rose "The Voice" heralding the Messiah's 2nd coming? Crazy Rose gazed @ the whispering cashiers as someone who "knows." She held out her arm and asked,"Where are the
  • chickens? Where are the knives? What's an auger got to do to get some service round here?" "Poultry and ironmongery, 2nd floor," snapped the cashier. Crazy Rose "The Voice" tottere
  • d because she'd drank another fifth of apple jack. The cashied bent the microphone to me and said, "Say the first thing that comes to your mind." I said, "Excuse me?" Then she
  • flashed me her spectacular breasts and I let out with: noodles flowing in a void in a pattern of leylines as old as love's triangle. Then my body shaking I lifted off into the fire
  • of hell. This was my first time seeing breasts since the last time had my friend over for art. Luckily I got my bachelors degree in Geography, so I've honed my navigational
  • Skills. I needed to count the number of clouds lying next to me. Mr. Sun and Mr. Moon were simultaneously playing my piano. I vaguely recognised the music from college days.
  • "It's cloud's illusions I recall," I sang to myself, "I really don't know clouds at all..." The clouds heard me singing and dispersed like a flock of pigeons. "Okay, zero clouds,"
  • I shouted to all the sunbathers who'd waited for the summer sun to shine. It was like watching bacon fry, sizzling bodies everywhere. God I love thongs!
Started
2013-04-10 00:08:03
Finished
2017-03-01 16:08:24

4 Comments

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    Rebbie Mar 01 2017 @ 16:14

    I really don't know how I got to the last line of this fold. I clicked on a different one and somehow this one opened. Now there are crazy shoppers, pigeons and sizzling sunbathers everywhere. I think I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. :))
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    Woab Mar 02 2017 @ 16:43

    I don't know, but you certainly came up with a good ending on the spot!
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    Rebbie Mar 02 2017 @ 16:48

    Whew! I was a bit worried there. Woab, thanks for the confidence booster.
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    LordVacuity Mar 03 2017 @ 04:02

    I expected Flock of Seagulls, I got the Thong Song.

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