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My day was the worst, first I was hit by

  • My day was the worst, first I was hit by a giant fleshy bowling ball, right through my school and into hell, second
  • circle, by the look of it. The wind howled. I almost lost my grip on the ball. The last few bowling pins finally fell over. Figures, I thought. As I stepped over the line, Cerebus
  • poured the last of his beer into one of his heads while the other two howled with laughter. Then Cerebus threw the empty mug down the lane toward the spinning bowling pins.
  • It was a strike! Murray from Bowl-a-rama immediately recruited Cerebus for his bowling team "The Smokin' Bowls". Their rival team, "Hit Me Again", said it was no fair having a
  • three-headed dog on the bowling team. "In what way is this not fair," Murray reasoned with them. "It's not like Cerebus is known for his bowling skills. He is our mascot!" Cerebus
  • whined in agreement. "Oh, very well, Cerberus can cheer from the stands." Satan said. "Everyone else, prepare for one HELL of a bowling match!" Murray and the others cheered.
  • It was agreed that femurs would stand in for pins. Death picked up the nearest skull, his fingers in the eye lobes and thumb in the nose and put a wicked hook on his first throw.
  • The death card beat the devil card in the Major Arcana tournament by a score of 3 to 2. The skulls made good balls, and the fans cheered Death on.
  • But Death was beyond all accolades and enjoyed nothing as much as Nothing and Nothing never said a Nothing that I ever heard. And that was something. Still is in my mind and that i
  • is a feat indeed. Still, Still will not remain in my mind, for Death will knock, and I will hear Nothing, and fire and ice will collide to yield Ending. My Ending. My love.
Started
2016-11-07 21:43:08
Finished
2017-09-16 22:28:23

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