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Modesty landed, Facade were necessary, however

  • Modesty landed, Facade were necessary, however everyone was naked in Ha mam.
  • Joshua considered these reports that were being brought back to him by his scouts. He and the bulk of the Biscayne Army were 2 swamps away from the naked settlement of Ha mam and
  • his men were weary. He needed to take advantage of the lull in the fighting to get some R&R for his men. A settlement of the naked sounded just fine. He gave orders for the army to
  • disrobe at once. There was something uncanny about a naked army resting in the field. Certainly it called for one to be especially careful with their sword. No not that sword!
  • Screamed Major Buttocks at his naked army lying in the field. They were ready for combat maneuvers. They had really dug in. However, this was Russia. This was December. The strateg
  • -o game was really getting out of hand. Colonel Rumpcheeks ordered his men to fire, and Major Buttocks' men fell like only naked guys can fall. "Radio for replacements," Buttocks
  • asked Rear Admiral Buttecheaque to back him up with a salvo of gas grenades. The enema made an reverse manurever towards the port-a-potty fortifications. Colonel Rumpcheeks
  • Was busy folding stories when the enema reminded him about his late mum 's clown collection. She loved clowns because nobody else did. Someone had to, she reasoned. These clowns
  • were the delight in her life. The path to life, the path to joy. She dreamed of them all day all night, and when she wasn't she was still dreaming. Such sweet creatures, she cooed.
  • She still felt the warm imprint of them on her hands; the tender love they shared. Though she never saw them again, she knew she would also never be the same; forever changed.
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2016-07-29 05:20:49
Finished
2016-08-03 11:39:28

3 Comments

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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 03 2016 @ 11:49

    My coworkers are looking at me funny for laughing so hard.
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    Woab Aug 03 2016 @ 13:50

    There's nothing funny about clown love!
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    neoremitsper Sep 04 2018 @ 20:03

    "Rear Admiral" -- too perfect!

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