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Dusting off his new leather jacket, Kiran

  • Dusting off his new leather jacket, Kiran winked at the curvy waitress approaching him. He had always been a flirt. "Have a seat at table 10", she said cautiously.
  • Table 10 was a table for two that didn't offer a good view of the kitchen. In fact, another waitress was assigned to serve that table. No one sat there all evening because it was
  • covered in elephant dung. The smell wafting from table 10 permeated the whole restaurant and eventually became a background flavour in the food. This delicacy was much sought after
  • , resulting in herders raising elephants for their pies. A fast food chain dedicated to this treat opened. Its ten varieties ranged from mildly pungent to gas-mask-not-included.
  • Bobby Flay opted for an extra large fermented elephant pie with live dung beetles. "Are you getting this, Joe?" Joe nodded his gasmask. So Flay took a slice of the pungent mix
  • and ate the entire piece. His face turned green, and he died on the spot. His death was totally worth it though, because he became Youtube famous.
  • As the first ghost youtuber, he became famous for his ASMR videos recorded at a frequency impossible for the human ear to hear. Soon he branched out into
  • ectoplasm contouring and coloring with auras from alien astral plains. The ASMR remained his bread and butter for the first 6 months of that year but the H&E field for ghosts was
  • quickly becoming a dying occupation. Little did he know, but it had, in fact, died, and so had he. So now he was a ghost haunting the field for ghosts, but now they just looked lik
  • s him -- pale, lost, confused, wandering to & fro over the withered grass, moaning, longing, whispering desperation, searching, seeking the Light that Never Came.

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