"David that's not how you properly return
- "David that's not how you properly return the shopping cart." David grimaced at his dog. What did he know? "Try Again."
- David pushed the cart back across the parking lot. It slid awkwardly into place. David shuddered. "You happy now?" he yelled towards his pet. Westie barked - a cold, wordless bark.
- David went back to his car. His Westie scrapped his paws at door from the inside and locked it. "Open the door Francis!" Francis jumped back and set off the parking break.
- David banged on the car door, but in vain. Francis hopped up to the steering wheel with a wee bark. Suddenly David's pet rabbit emerged from under the seat and winked at David.
- and shouted "One pill makes you smaller!" David groaned; Alice was back and apparently she brought supplies
- , ironically, so that they could down-size accordingly. "Living small will be great for us!" gushed Alice, as she swallowed 5 pills & held out her hand. "Here, take yours!" David
- stared blankly at the 5 pills in her hand, "What are those?" "Laxatives!" Alice smiled broadly, "We should have enough bowel movements, David, in order to fit inside our tiny home
- I was willing to try anything. I'd spent a fortune on this tiny house in order to be self sustaining. I took the laxatives. The sh!tz were embarrassing and noisy. Alice's stunk l
- Left the house and climbed the stairway from highway 61 to the underground railway station where I met the White Rabbit and Mad Hatter. They were returning from the White Horse
- Tavern and were exceedingly pissed. "So I says to her, "Drink Me"," said the Hatter, and the White Rabbit laughed so hard her harked all over his new shoes. Mary Ann was not amused
- Started
- 2017-01-12 07:10:11
- Finished
- 2017-01-28 12:04:03
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pinky Jan 30 2017 @ 08:55
I love it...wow! This one turned out great. Bueno trabajo everyone. Woab - This one is deserving too. We MUST figure out what those darn FB Gods want from us! OK, Im going to try Kosher Olives. Do you want to try extra long dog hair? Lets synchronize watches...
Woab Jan 30 2017 @ 15:17
Okay, I have 3:17 and you have 8:55. Close enough?
Woab Jan 30 2017 @ 16:30
Pinky, I think it worked!
pinky Jan 31 2017 @ 08:09
no way! i was gonna say i think we should change mine to 7:55 or 9:55 i mean cause were all about the continuity right? Narf! good thing i didnt tell you my idea! tell me tell me :hopping in circles on one paw? rodent foot, clapping: cmon woab tell me!
pinky Feb 04 2017 @ 03:33
my poor little rodent foot....i should really stop hopping...but then woab will forget to tell me if it worked...or woab forgot to tell me cause i'm still hopping on one foot...or...this is really confusing...Narf!