Renegade Fitness Model Fights Back Against

Renegade Fitness Model Fights Back Against The Powerful
Perceptions of Cellulite! Jennifer turned her once tight rear-end to face the camera, revealing an expanse of rippling, jiggling flesh. "Cellulite gives a man something to hold on
to when hurricanes roar," said the cameraman. Jennifer was not in a hurry since she was paid by the hour to partake in this rear-end exploration. "Which scientific journal
are you from?" Jennifer asked from between her legs. "Um... it's called 'Annal'" said the cameraman. "Annals of Physiology?" "Something like that," he replied zooming in on her
amazing bone structure. "Have you always been a contortionist?" the cameraman replied with his own question. She looked up at him and said,
"What kind of a question is that?" "I'm sorry," he said, "did I offend you?" "Is a pig's ass pork?" she replied. "What does that mean?" he asked. "Why don't you take a hike?" she
said. "Well, we're in the city and I actually prefer hiking in the woods. Besides, I have my car with me," he replied. "Do you not understand the English language?" she asked h
im. "Do YOU not understand it?" he retorted, not hiding his annoyance. "My English is fine. What isn't is that I'm stuck in the city with you." He wondered where he left his car.
His rusty excuse of a car coughed its way into the carpark and out of it came a man SO tall that he plunged half the city into shadow. "That's my car!" He exclaimed. The tall man
explained that it was just not possible that such a tall man could fit within such a tiny vehicle. He sued for defamation following the implications and took you to the bank.

Started: 2013-04-26 20:30:33
Finished: 2015-03-14 01:48:55

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