If you are going to criticize someone - feel
- If you are going to criticize someone - feel free to criticize the weaknesses of their convictions or the content of their character with abandon, but when you focus your attack on
- the content of their fanfiction, or its characters, do not hit 'send.' Take the high road and giggle to yourself. Remember, you wrote "Linkin Park Saves Hogwarts" once. Offer tips
- of corn dogs to all male citizens. Remember you wrote, "We built this city on rock and roll." The typewriter was taunting me again. Its keyboard twisted into an evil machine smirk.
- "Rub a little on my lips," it demanded. I sighed and opened the desk drawer to retrieve the vial. This was the most disgusting aspect of this seedy arrangement with the typewriter.
- I didn't even really mind the other "favours" the typewriter demanded of me, but this was the most demeaning of them. Replacing the vial, my hand hovered momentarily over a pair of
- my bottle spilled ink. If I agreed to this deal... well, I could get in HUGE trouble. These "favours" were all scandalous and dangerous... and who knows if somebody will be a ...
- Backstabbing gossip who causes trouble for everyone. I switched to black ink from blue. It somehow felt better. Red ink made me nervous, as if I wasn't already feeling it. I was.
- colouring in the flowers on my neighbour's front porch. A low humming came from behind me, and I felt my hair float towards it. As I turned, I feasted my eyes upon the glorious
- bumblebee of the apocalypse, who was hovering close to my eyes. "Fear not, man-child," it said to me in a booming voice, "for yea, this season ends as all must, in order for life
- to bring forth random news for CBS and BBC. Hold still!" It stung me. I became one with the universe & buzzed into your brain corrupting it beyond help & stuck you on FS forever.
- Started
- 2013-07-31 23:00:56
- Finished
- 2016-10-18 18:29:53
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Woab Oct 19 2016 @ 13:11
Wooooooooo... apiary apocalypse!